lampsarepeopletoo:

this one gets me every time

beyoncebeytwice:

i havent heard anyone say “forever alone” in a long time there is a god

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

batreaux:

what if your webcam was on right now and was broadcasting in Times Square

　I don’t have a problem I whisper as I pause my Tom Hiddleston interview to reblog a Tom Hiddleston gifset I see under my icon of Tom Hiddleston on my Tom Hiddleston themed dashboard

callmecrayola:

hiddles-boner:

stop it. stop stariNG INTO MY SOUL KJSDFJWOELA

why are you so pretty

the internet itself has gotten rude

“Uh”

“UH”

“UH”

“UH”

bowlingforsoup:

if you say you have never tried to pause super smash bros to get a view under peach’s dress you are lying

iwdrm:

“Words create lies. Pain can be trusted.”

Audition (2000)

shavingryansprivates:

romeo romeo

where the fuck is you, romeo

kwieta:

in italian everything sounds like you can eat it when you say cassonetto stupro u might think its a special pasta but in fact it means dumpster rape